Comparing sex and banking

Ever notice how many cultures display similarity between their sexual behavior and banking practices? For example:

In East Africa, you really have to know who you're dealing with. Even then, it's not worth the risk.
In Switzerland, sex is much safer, and people tend to respect each other's privacy. Swiss banking is secure and anonymous.
Americans gossip about other people's affairs. American bank accounts are likely to draw interest.
In Japan, casual sex is less likely. Couples who become lovers must first be carried away with desire. You can only make a deposit in a Japanese bank if you have a yen.

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