| TERM | DEFINITION |
|---|---|
| Jersey balloon | a used condom |
| Jersey bride | an unmarried pregnant woman |
| Jersey cat | a skunk |
| Jersey cortege | a traffic jam |
| Jersey cow | a gasoline pump |
| Jersey cream | scum |
| Jersey date | Hustler magazine and a quart of crankcase oil |
| Jersey dialogue | a fistfight |
| Jersey diary | a criminal's confession |
| Jersey dozen | eleven |
| Jersey edition | a newspaper wrapped around a dead fish |
| Jersey exit | a suicide |
| Jersey guest | a hostage |
| Jersey heir | an orphan |
| Jersey hill | a garbage dump |
| Jersey hotel | a prison |
| Jersey life preserver | a discarded tire |
| Jersey luggage | corpses in an automobile trunk |
| Jersey mortarboard | a dunce cap |
| Jersey motel | a jail |
| Jersey nun | a prostitute |
| Jersey office | a public bathroom |
| Jersey orchard | a junkyard |
| Jersey pantry | a dumpster |
| Jersey parade | a riot |
| Jersey penthouse | a basement |
| Jersey tuxedo | a prisoner's uniform |
| Jersey plaster | accumulated bird droppings |
| Jersey platter | a hubcap |
| Jersey reservoir | a toxic waste dump |
| Jersey retirement | a murder |
| Jersey river | a sewer |
| Jersey sand | cat litter |
| Jersey scholar | a dropout |
| Jersey steeple | a smokestack |
| Jersey testimonial | a felony trial |
| Jersey topsoil | sludge |
| Jersey whirlpool | a toilet bowl |
Know any good Jersey definitions? Send them to aloe@rev.net.
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