YANKEE JOKES

Yankee Riddles

Why did the Yankee cross the road?

Why did the Yankee cross the road in November?

How many Yankees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Are Yankees less virile?

Why do Boston women slap out-of-town men who describe how their heads are covered?

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

Why couldn't Art make any friends in the Midwest?

What do you find scrawled on the walls of restrooms in Maine?

What do they call gay men who frequent restrooms at Shea Stadium?

Why did Bobby get so frightened in Myrtle Beach that he asked his parents to take him back home to Massachusetts?

In what way is an adulterous stallion like the Delaware River?

Why did George Steinbrenner lose the Kentucky Derby?

A riddle you might hear at Harvard

What's the difference between Oedipus Rex and a baby butterfly?

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